Elliott Writes…

Mandy was cooking some chicken in the Black & Decker Toast-R-Oven/Broiler today, and the grease got a little excited. My sister walked in to the kitchen and noticed the flames jumping out the back of the toaster. “Something might be wrong here,” she said. We threw the toaster out the door, and doused the flames […]

Two lawyers in an insurance case were unable to agree on simple details such as scheduling depositions. The judge, who was tired of hearing the bickering (can you imagine how ridiculous a lawyer representing an insurance company must be..) ordered the two to play Rock Paper Scissors. Wow. Story at cnn.com.